Christmas has come early my Baybays!!!

Picture this, it’s Christmas morning. You’re wrapped up in your favourite snowman pjs and house coat. You’ve got a warm mug of your favourite coffee in hand. You walk over to your tree, and there is a great big box. It’s wrapped kind of half ass-edly, but you can tell whoever wrapped it did put in their maximum effort. That bitch is me y’all & that gift is for you.

I thought long and hard about what to get you for Xmas this year. Short of being able to bring Dana back to life for an L-Word sequel, what do you get a lesbian for xmas? Then it dawned on me, a stroke of genius! Exactly like that time, I came up with the idea to put peanut butter on my breakfast sandwich. Only this time the idea was way more fun to put together. Wayyyy more attractive and well… I guess now that I think of it, nothing like breakfast sandwich creation.

This gift is going to jingle your bells, make your yuletide gay and Dyke your halls! Go ahead and tear the lid off that box Baybays!!! Take a look inside!!! **”Oprah giveaway” level excitement**

I GOT YOU THE 12 DYKES OF CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!  That’s right “you get a car dyke, you get a car dyke & you get a car dyke!!!”

Kicking off the 12 Dykes of Christmas we have @Boobdreams

*Who has officially inspired me to get my GF a sparkly bra for xmas. Not joking even a little!*

Christmas balls lez style!!

#2 Cutie pie @Nataliecevamusic here to help with all our heavy lifting this holiday

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#3 Dappering our halls is Christmas cutie @mlooker

*Photo credit @areynoldsphoto*

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#4 is @The.Chaie and her beautiful fiancé 

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#5 Reppin the holiday plaid is @cat_olivia_89

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#6 Celebrating the true meaning of Kiss-mas is @trintg3

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#7 Hot enough to roast chestnuts by is @Karo_raw

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 The remaining 5 dykes of Christmas are featured in the our very first edition of our newsletter Lezzy-Letter. To see them, simply sign up HERE. Lezzy-Letter is a FREE monthly publication delivered straight to you, (ok maybe nothing straight about it) packed full of members only bonus goodies. 

Merry Christmas Effort-Lezzies!! xx

Images: Compliments of Effort-Lez IG followers listed.

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Founder and Editor-in-chief at Effort-Lez. Writer, comedian and career lesbian. Interests include, but are not limited to: Kanye West's Fade video, drinking wine & making out (while watching Kanye West's Fade video), cerebral hoarding, three point stands and laughing myself into quadriplegia.

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