On July 17th a total emoji frenzy happened on the internets. Twitter rolled out #WorldEmojiDay and pure vitalness went down. There is a consensus among iPhone users – we are “Emoj-ional” about emojis. This got me thinking about emojis I’m thirsty for – Lesbian Emoji’s. Duh! I mean I can only send my girlfriend the eggplant emoji so many more times. I need more options Apple. Here is my top 11 lesbian emoji wish list.
TacoFISH Taco: Because… If I need to explain this to you, you are reading the wrong blog.
- Netflix: Because we all know “Come over and have a Netflix marathon.” Really means “Wanna come over and make out ALL day in bed and at some point maybe surface to order Pad thai?”
- Boxed Wine: Because drinking wine and making out.
- Noodle: For noodle emergencies in bars
- Carpet: Because hipster lesbians are making bush the female beard.
- Undercut: Because we all know and love em. No one does hair better than lesbians.
- Boxer Briefs: Because there isn’t a woman alive who doesn’t look cute in them
- Uhaul: Because
- Turkey Baister: For those times you want to tell your girl “lets make a baby” or when you see a lesbian couple with a baby?
- Bowtie: Because dapper ladies
- Beaver: Because Ha.
What lesbian emojis are you thirsty for? Comment below.